Dolphin

I am back from Italy, but i am crestfallen...

My lovely green twin dolphin is broken!

My mood is at the lowest point now...

4 hours before my Italy Trip

It is 4 hours before my Italy trip. And i am still online surfing, and i leave my luggage half-packed. Since when i am so confident about organizing my bag? I am having sleepless night for a few days, not because i am having exam, instead i am free of my exam.

Erm... i wake up 1 hour earlier than my alarm, which will wake me up at 8am. Is it that when we grow older, we sleep less? Or the summer sun who rises at 5am affects my biological clock greatly?

And i am eagerly waiting for the sunset, which will take its sweet time to set at 10pm, everyday. Getting confused, why i am so eagerly to wait for sunset? Do i lost something?

I think that i am searching for something, something that i go after so long...

p/s: My friend tells me that i am writing such a gloomy blog. Gloomy? Maybe my mood is not at its right track, hence i am somehow emotionally unbalance.

pp/s: Gaining back my momentum... looking forwards to last month of Internship!


There is something i hide inside "Read more".

Thank you for clicking "Read more" again.

For you who have the interest to read more, please visit the following link:
http://www.ifublog.com/main/98

Thank for your time.

And i am off to Italy.

Before My Italy Trip

Dear Diary:

I am going to Italy, yet i am not fully prepared for it. After my exam, i still can't find time to organize a good Italy trip.

My heart is pumping fast and hard. I have some uneasy feeling, it is the 1st time that i am having such unfamiliar mixed feeling.

And just now, i am testing my card reader, and i find out that it is not functioning well. Well, NOT FUNCTIONING? I will jump out from my room window straightly. I am scratching my head now. 10pm, Sunday, Germany Shops don't open on Sunday. And i am going to Italy the next day! Calm, but i can't thinking of an idea to overcome it. Do i really need to sacrifice my photo resolution to accomodate 1 week Italy trip photo, without taking video...? Sigh, facing such dilemma now is such an uphill task.

I don't behave like my usual self also. Today, i am acting totally strange. Even everything that i do today is not satisfied. Have i become lazy, or i am getting tired of this?

Friends are having their holidays now, and yet, i still have 1 month of Internship to undergo. Lonely, facing my room, facing the outside world, i am tired now.

I really want to sleep now.

Good night... Gute Nacht.


I am listening to 不流泪的机场 and 杀手 by JJ Lin Jun Jie Latest album "xi jie 西界".

I like 杀手 the best, just because of its melody.

[Forward] Bully using ATM Card

ENJOY!

星期天,我去农行取点儿钱花,当我来到柜员机边上的时候,看到很多人在排队,然后我就去里面的窗口去取钱,因为那边一个人也没有.我走到窗口对一个正在聊天的服务员说:“小姐给我取五百块钱。”她看也不看我一眼说:这里不受理ATM卡，到外面去.

我说：外面排很长的队，就麻烦你一下吧.

她说：不行就是不行.

我说：你们什么时候规定ＡＴＭ卡不能在窗口取钱呀!

她瞅了我一眼，继续和另外一个小姐在说笑．一口海宁话，我一句也听不懂．看得出她们再笑话我.

Ok, deng deng deng deng ~~ now commercialing "How to bully people using ATM card Scene 1 Part 1!"


The story continues...

我情急之下对那个小姐说：你给我消户好了.

这下她没有办法了．我递给了她我的卡．她让我输入密码，我照办了．两万多块一下子全取出来了．她脸上一点儿笑容也没有．我倒是乐了，因为我看到了我攒了半年多才攒到的两万多块钱.

我 从那些钱里面拿了五百，然后拿一千对那个小姐说请给我开个户．她没有办法只好照办．开好了，我数了五百对那个小姐说：把这五百块钱给我存到新帐户上 面．她照办了，我又数了五百．她没有办法只好照办了．就这样我一次五百，五百的存．当我存到五千的时候她终于开口了．脸上没有了先前的狰狞.

微笑着对我说，余下的钱你一下子存好吗?

我苦笑着说：我怕我数错了，只想一次五百的存，这是我的自由.

她脸红了，一句话也没有说．只好照办.

我知道我做的有点儿过份了，但是我是很理智的对她在先呀，她没有理由那样对我，我是一个打工仔．看上去很寒酸，但是我有取存的自由，她没有理由看不起我...

p/s: the world is not always fair. But we can make it fairer. Our action will affect others without our notice.

pp/s: Sorry! 1000 Sorry and Apologize. I can't online inside my room and i have to use other resource to online, such as my internship company and university library. Continue to pray for me so that i can enjoy my trip to Italy and i can get back my internet connection as soon as possible.

ppp/s: No INTERNET is so P.O.K.A.I

[传载] 美女与野兽的故事

话说:


从前，在很远很远的地方，有一个小王子。

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小王子14岁的时候，门外来了个乞丐A，乞丐A说：行行好，给我一点爱情吧！

小王子嫌他脏，就跑掉了。小王子的妈妈（不知道是不是后妈）一看，就把小王子拎起来乒乓揍一顿，严肃地说：“你将来是一国之君，怎么能嫌弃你的子民脏？”

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小王子15岁的时候，门外又来了个乞丐B，乞丐B说：行行好，实在没有爱情的话给两个零用钱吧！

小王子想了想，就给了他一个金币。小王子的妈妈一看，又把小王子拎起来乒乓揍一顿，严肃地说：“你将来是一国之君，怎么能随便相信别人给别人钱？”

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到了小王子16岁的时候，门外又来了个乞丐C。乞丐C还没开口，小王子就把他拎起来乒乓揍一顿。

不想这乞丐C恰好是一个微服私访体察民情的仙女，仙女开始还一边挣扎一边申辩“内在美最重要”，但这点申辩声哪里敌得过揍人的乒乓声。

于是，这个仙女就挨打了。

挨打的仙女，当即判断小王子是一个没有爱心的坏孩子，决定给予惩罚。她把小王子变成了一只野兽，并说：“20岁以前若有美女爱上你，你就能恢复人身，否则，嘿嘿。”

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变成了野兽的小王子17岁的时候，门外来了个美女A。野兽对美女A诉说了他不幸的遭遇，希望美女A能施舍给他一点爱情。

美女A对小王子说：哈哈，你真搞笑。就跑掉了。

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变成了野兽的小王子18岁的时候，门外又来了个美女B。野兽又对美女B诉说了他不幸的遭遇，希望美女B实在没爱情的话施舍给他两个零花钱也好。

美女B对小王子说：哈哈，你真搞笑，又跑掉了。

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变成了野兽的王子19岁的时候，门外又来了个美女C。野兽看着美女C，恶狠狠地说：哈哈，你真搞笑，就跑了。

美女C倒追了他整整三天三夜，最后揪着他的脖子，问：到底我什么地方这么搞笑？

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十一个月以后，美女C和野兽结婚了，咒语解除了 。。。









































































故事完啦，不然？

The End
滥竽充数

13/7 - 15/7

Summary of 13/7 Evening to 15/7 Afternoon:

(13/7)

Wah, just after i finish my exam, i don't have internet access at all at my room. It is supposely to be a happy day, but the absence of Internet spoils my mood. >.<

Luckily, that night, i go to club with my 20+ friends (from Indonesia, Vietnam, China, Malaysia, USA, Sweden, Germany). We rent a bus to go to Frankfurt, Germany. The Club design is elegant and high class, but i don't like the techno music. I can't catch the beat and rhythm and my energy is soon depleted. Of course, from 12am to 5am, i do look like dead zombie. >.<

p/s: That day is my friend birthday also. We sing Happy Birthday during the journey to Club. Eric, Jian Nong and I also wish her Happy Birthday at her room on 12:00:00 am 13/7 early morning. Wein + Birthday Bread + Candle + Chocolate sauce + Surprise = A good birthday present + Wish. ^^v

(14/7)

Coming back from Frankfurt, i have a nice sleep at the bus. My friend is staying at my room for 1 day before he continue to go back to his hostel at another city.

The absence of Internet spoils my mood for the whole day. Mannheim city is offering 50% big sale discount on cloth. I just window shopping.

Oh ya, i watch anime for the whole evening till i sleep... A boring day indeed.

(15/7)

Continue to watch unfinishing anime + Editing my photo with Photoshop + Cooking my lunch (Tomato sauce with Mozzarella dipped with Schlemmer Duo + Rice)

Finally, ONLINE! Thank God. My supplies of Anime won't last for another 30 minute.

(Now)

Watching Guess Guess Guess 14/7

the end

13th Friday

Diary:

I don't know if 13th Friday is a bad day for other people, but it is not a bad day for me, actually i am indeed very happy, because i finish my exam on 13th July (YES, it is today!). Hooray! The feeling after exam is so nice ~~

I will enjoy myself soon. Lalala... if you read my previous announcement carefully, you will know what will happen to me next. Too bad i update the announcement already. Wait for me bah... ~~

End of Diary

杂记：

一点点关于德国今年的夏天〉

1. 全球溫室效應持續發酵，各地氣候反常，英國提早入冬，美國則酷暑不退，多個地區出現火爐氣候！
2. 在歐洲，雖然目前是夏季，但西歐卻受寒流侵襲，預測英國下週更將結霜，法國也出現潮濕寒冷的天氣。
3. 在大西洋另一邊的美國東岸，卻受熱浪侵襲，而南美洲阿根廷首都也因異常寒流來襲，出現百年一遇的降雪。
4. 整個歐洲及大西洋東岸繼續受低壓槽影響，大部份地區天氣不穩定及寒冷。
5. 美熱浪涉拉妮娜現象？專家：言之過早。拉妮娜現象是由於東太平洋海水表面溫度持續6個月比正常低0.5℃或以上所引起。
6. 拉妮娜跟與之相反的厄爾尼諾現象，和全球暖化有否關係，至今並無定論，儘管有論者猜測全球暖化會令上述現象更強和周期更頻密。

节录：星洲日報/國際•2007.07.11

When Terminator meet Jesus ==?...

What happen when Terminator meet Jesus? This clip adds a sense of humour to the life of Jesus Christ.

Warning:
I do not make fun of my Christian religion.
It is a sensitive issue.
Please don't watch this Youtube if you feel uneasy.

Streik! 罢工示威！

３－７－２００７ 日记写实 --> 暴风雨过后。。。


还记得，上个星期，我post了一张暴风雨的照片？那知道，那天过后的第二天，STREIK!就来咯。真是溪云初起日沉阁，山雨欲来风满楼 。。。

知道什么是STREIK!吗？STREIK!就是德语，中文是罢工示威！德国的STREIK!不像有些国家的示威，街头爆走，街头示威，再来放火，烧布条什么的。德国的STREIK!可是一群和平爱好者呢。

你看一看以下的照片就知道我在讲什么了。。。

空空如也。。。只有人，没有鬼，更没有火车！

鸟儿都没有。。。

我等到头都白了。。。

德国的STREIK!是我不爽你，我就来一个罢工，我罢工罢工罢工！再罢工罢工罢工！看你能耐我何时？那些罢工，不是一个人，而是一个团体，一个团队，一大班 "我不爽你，又怎样，我是老大" 的工员们呢。

都是你们啦，你们快乐的STREIK!，害火车没有跑，我不能搭你们可爱火红色的火车，你们要我走路去 40ｋｍ以外上班？我哭呀。。。

哇！还有电视台Live!的访问！我有上节目喔！

最近，我看了报纸，他们STREIK!是因为他们要更高的工资，更高的福利。就好像我一样，我实习，一个星期４０小时。但，法律规定：一个星期ｃａｎ　ｏｎｌｙ　ｗｏｒｋ　３７．５　ｈｏｕｒｓ！　Ｎｏｔ　ｍｏｒｅ　ｔｈａｎ　ｔｈａｎ！　（后面那句是我加的。。。）ｓｏ，我实习的公司，每月常常放假。像我这样懒惰的人，正中我下怀！

还有，他们STREIK!呢，也因为德国有１１％的人口失业。德国人要帮助德国人，他们发起 "Do you know that if 8 people work 1 hour less per day, we can employ 1 more german to work?" 天，酱得法子都可以想得出。。。 @@ （借口是偷懒，光明正大是帮助那些有需要的同胞们。伟大！厉害吧！）这是去年STREIK!的主题。超有创意的。

电视台工作人员ＬＩＶＥ！在前方，后面的人在Live!自拍。。。

哎哎哎，我好可怜。因STREIK!他，我上班迟到整整两个钟头。都是火车ｄｒｉｖｅｒ哥哥的错啦，我怪她，不管他帅还是美女一个，把我的好心情弄得乱七八糟，就不是美女帅哥！还好，老板知情达理，我才没有被请吃炒鱿鱼。好啦好啦，没死啦。。。　没事啦！

哈哈。。。发火了！

德国国营火车公司的STREIK!公告 @@?...

警察都来监视。。。恐怕STREIK!爆乱的发生。==+

Zug fällt aus = 我STREIK!罢工！
黄色字体：ca 50 min später = 我５０分钟后再来上班．．．ｂｙｅ　ｂｙｅ先　

哎，好可爱的STREIK!

Random Art 1

Out of Boredom, i try to draw something to cast away my boringness.

Using black background and white paint only, i just simply draw a landscape.

Trying to draw a portrait.

p/s: I use Bebo's add-on to draw this small art. For more information, please visit my Bebo profile. You can find it at the right hand side of my "About me" section.

07-07-07 07:07:07

7-7-7-7-7-7

Ok, frankly speaking, i don't know what is so special about this date and time. I only know what is the meaning behind this when i read my friends' blog and newspaper. A person like me who don't have such past experience is just ignorant.

Well, gotta be more sensitive. My promise. On the process of learning. I still far, still stand so far from my dream, My 25th D.R.E.A.M. And you, where do you stand now?

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What i read just now:

• 一生中最幸运的一分钟
• 百年一次 “777”
  
• 易經卜卦：超級吉日
• 070707
  

Look like i am really dumb.

This day, is just another normal day for me, for me to prepare for my coming OCG exam.

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T.T Sob Sob Sob Sob Crying...

I still have ten thousands of seconds to enjoy for this day. This is a good thing. Luckily.

What can a Mouse Trap do?

A touching story. Copied from INCOVAR mailing list.

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A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package.

What food might this contain?" The mouse wondered - he was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap.

Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the warning:
There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!"

The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said, "Mr.Mouse, I can tell this is a grave concern to you, but it is of no consequence to me.I cannot be bothered by it."

The mouse turned to the pig and told him, "There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!"

The pig sympathized, but said, I am so very sorry, Mr.Mouse, but there is nothing I can do about it but pray.

Be assured you are in my prayers."

The mouse turned to the cow and said "There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!"

The cow said,
"Wow, Mr. Mouse. I'm sorry for you, but it's no skin off my nose."

So, the mouse returned to the house, head down and dejected, to face the farmer's mousetrap alone.

That very night a sound was heard throughout the house -- like the sound of a mousetrap catching its prey.

The farmer's wife rushed to see what was caught. In the darkness, she did not see it was a venomous snake whose tail the trap had caught.

The snake bit the farmer's wife. The farmer rushed her to the hospital , and she returned home with a fever.

Everyone knows you treat a fever with fresh chicken soup, so the farmer took his hatchet to the farmyard for the soup's main ingredient.

But his wife's sickness continued, so friends and neighbors came to sit with her around the clock.

To feed them, the farmer butchered the pig.

The farmer's wife did not get well; she died.

So many people came for her funeral, the farmer had the cow
slaughtered to provide enough meat for all of them.

The mouse looked upon it all from his crack in the wall with great sadness.

So, the next time you hear someone is facing a problem and think it doesn't concern you, remember -- when one of us is threatened, we are all at risk.

We are all involved in this journey called life. We must keep an eye out for one another and make an extra effort to encourage one another.

REMEMBER...

Each of us is a vital thread in another person's tapestry;

Our lives are woven together for a reason.

One of the best things to hold onto in this world is a friend

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Original Text & Link: Living Here and Now

Secret revealed! 妙语连珠，只在厕所！

Something interesting that i found inside Germany Toilet/WC:

Think 1st:

Guess the meaning of the words above.

Tip: This is a notice that you will see at toilet.

Don't scroll down unless you really give up!

10

9

8

7

6

5

4

3

2

1

0

A N S W E R :

Translation:

Stand nearer, because it he is shorter than you think.

Please flash flush it after usage. Thank you.


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p/s: Inside German language, every noun has gender. "Er" is a masculine noun in German language. "Er" has a gender of male. Toilet/WC is a non-living object and what message does the author trying to convey by using a masculine noun?

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Ha Ha Ha!!!

The TRUTH is out THERE!

When the storm is coming 当暴风雨来临时

2-7-2007 日记写实 --> 一个暴风雨的前夕

溪云初起日沉阁,山雨欲来风满楼 。【唐】许浑。《咸阳城东楼》
4.35pm

火车厢窗外一景
4.41pm

今天，我们来看一看德国郊外的风景吧。这是我每天去实习时，每天必经之路。

今年德国的夏天，反复无常，变幻莫测， 令人无法了解。都是那些温室效应的错！

无聊。。。
4.42pm

哎哎哎啊。。。睡着了

今天无题，所之无题，
就是无题，还是无题。

5-7-5格诗一首：

暴风雨淅淅，
豆大雨点下嘀嗒，
惆怅我满怀。

The End

男人之婚姻前后

Chinese: Click 男生之婚姻前后

English: Read below

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Before the marriage, read from top to bottom

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: NO! Don't even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: NO! Why you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Yes!

She: Will you hit me?

He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?

Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom to the top !!!!

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缘起:我不管了！杉生有幸的杉宝宝post了一个华文版的男生之婚姻前后，我来一个英文版！我拚了！

什么?没有啦,我要来博版位.一点都不生气喔!不要打我.

erm...可以打我啦，不要把我打到半死，因为还可以下次再打的。打死我了，下次就不能再扁我了，就不好玩了，是吗？。。。哇咔咔！

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Actually, i want to post this article when i am having my exam. I have kept this joke for around 1 month and it is my blog draft since that day. Nevertheless, i still need to thank 杉宝宝. If not, i don't know when i will post it.

Again, since someone already post it, i might as well as post it also.

It is harmless right?

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p/s: Having exam this 2 weeks. Wish me good luck. ^^

Ipoh Mali +*~ Ipoh Mali +*~

I think that most of the Ipohian already know this song. But i would like to share it again, nevertheless, the Malaysians that are far away from Malaysia (example: ME!), hope it can recall some of your IPOH memories... and it is far more better when YOU, the Ipohian, be proud of Ipoh.

Just like The Muar's Chinese, this is a song, written by Ipohian, for Ipohian, with Ipohian as well. Please support them!

And this Youtube MV is also for Miacco, the Ipohian MM that i know not so long ago. Hope she visit my blog and leave her message lah... ok? Not familiar is not a problem. 一次生，两次熟，三次。。。我不知道了。。。再来四，五，六，七，八，九，十。哇，那该多好。==+ （不要胡思乱想。）





The Lyrics
(Intro)
Yo, this song’s close to the heart, it’s my hometown baby, representin’ Ipoh where you at?

(Chorus)
Ipohmali Ipoh Ipohmali
I sing it loud and proud that’s who I be
Cos’ small town dreams do come through so stand up and represent where you from too boo
Uh/ Ipohmali Ipoh Ipohmali
I sing it loud and proud that’s who I be
Cos’ small town dreams do come through so stand up and represent where you from too boo

(Verse 1)
Yo I was born and raised in a place
where the hottest women come from
Ipoh city that’s where I’ll always belong
Don’t get me wrong yo
I’m KL lite now Its just that my roots stay strong
Growin’ up as a Ipoh chink kid representin’ it Ipoh Garden Eastside yo was the hood I was kickin’ it
I grew up poor but I had the riches memories Wooley Food Centre rockin’ arcades religiously
And after school me and my crew DFS would be-boy on the sidewalks in front of Fair Park shops And as my story drops I recollect I never had them fancy kicks, fancy clothes all I had was Hip Hop
And peer pressure left me with a scar cos’ when kids were rockin’ Airwalks I was rockin’ Bata Back then I had nothin’ but a dream to be a rap star
Now who would have thought this Ipoh chink would get this far?

Chorus 1x

(Verse 2)
Yo I’m a Ipohmali chinaman I represent small town kids havin’ big dreams so understand
When I spit this rhyme yo’ I’m spittin’ it right
My flows divine and miraculous givin’ the blind sight, haha
Back in the day circa ‘95 In St. Michaels Church where I prayed for my life to get better
So I can be mah’ family’s provider the answer was to audition for Poetic Ammunition’s replacement rapper
I dropped the beatbox blew Yogi B away got the record deal had a choice to make leave for KL or do I stay?
Cos’ everybody sayin’ then bein’ a rapper don’t pay From Bingotown to Greentown
I was strollin’ contemplatin’ what mah’ life’s future would be holdin’
Everybody I knew was all against it
they said 16 yearo ld Ipoh kid will never make it
But I persevered A boy with no fear I had hopes as high as Hotel Excelsior
For years I proved my critics wrong that’s why I wrote this song to tell the world where I’m from cos’ I’m…….

Chorus 1x

(Bridge)
We Ipohmali baby here to show y’all what we got
Never underestimate yourself cos’ you can make it no matter where you are
It ain’t where you’re from but how you make it to the top
Cos’ we are Ipohmali baby, here to show y’all what we got

To all mah’ peeps all down at JB Throw your hands up if y’all hear me
To all mah cats down at KL city Holla at me if y’all hear me
To all my pheng ew across the sea now Penang khia are y’all still down?
And everybody across the nation/ you can make it just be patient/

(Verse 3)
Now flash forward to the present mah’ life at this point
Nobody knows mah’ real name they all call me Point
I’m an industry veteran 10 years in the game 3 LPs now that’s evidence
I seen it all the ladies, the groupies, the fancy parties, award ceremonies, glory and all that money (money) But I learned the hard way that fame came with a price
For Point Blanc to be more famous than Ipoh chicken rice

(Outro singing)
Ipoh, Ipoh, if y’all afraid go call the popo
It’s your boy Point lettin’ you know the hottest chink hollerin’ from Ipoh
(Repeat 1x)

(Outro adlib)
Voyeur Records! It ain’t where you’re from its where you at
So be proud of where you’re from baby, cos’ I am

(Ending)
我系吉隆玻靓仔，揾到钱都晤够洗。
点解，变到敢个世界。
我晚晚出来浦，日日出来做。
过紧到个好生活，就好算数。
我系吉隆玻靓仔，揾到钱都晤够洗。
点解，变到敢个世界。
我晚晚出来浦，日日出来做。
过紧到个好生活，就好算数。



p/s: I don't take credit for the lyric.